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Cock Squad

Crew of idiotic young suburban males. Usually dressed to the nines in the finest apparel Abercrombie and Eagle has to offer. Invariably rude and condescending. Individuals rarely separate from the squad proper, preferring the safety of their collective to the crushing anxiety of social interaction sans-clique. They can be spotted with either butch-waxed, buzzed or Fagotty Andy ragdoll hair, and, sometimes Lacrosse gear. Be warned, if invited to a party, they will finish all alcoholic beverages on the premises, then puke all over your mothers macrame work. The moniker "cock squad" finds its truest expression in the bareback anal orgies that frequently follow a night's drinking. All-around fun guys. A real bunch of asshole amigos.
"Break out the Natty Ice and hide your brothers. The cock squad is en route to this social gathering, me hardies."
by The Blue Avenger March 6, 2009
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cock mania

A large gathering of cocks in which the cocks duke it out to see who's cock can become top cock.
Call Andy and see if he wants to attend cock mania this week.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
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Fart cock

To blow a penis from an asshole with full force. Most always followed with a side of jizz or a couple of butt nuggets. Alos called the "fart dick"
"MariLou, no more fart cock after breakfast. I pulled back a butterbean!"
by Papacoon January 8, 2009
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cock guzzler

The art of being able to shove and swallow whole cocks (cockerels) within a short time
"Look at that elephant god... He swallowing all those cocks at once... He must be one of those cock guzzlers I told you about"
by curry cums out of my jab end February 24, 2015
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diet cock

Diet cock is so low in calories; ever since i started dating a vegan, i swallow after giving him a bj.
by mat-e-kray March 8, 2020
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Cock Music

1. a genre of music characterized by mixing several genres in one song, often in sections, and the use of non-musical sounds (clanging, beeping, whirring, non-harmonic synths, etc.); noise music

2. music for sexy people

cock music is a genre popularized by the global pop group NCT. the phrase "cock music" was originally used as an insult meant to offend fans, but it was quickly turned into a quirky and beloved name for NCT's revolutionary genre. now, cock music has become an increasingly popular among several artists and fandoms, even among those who initially spoke poorly of it.
"we want kai cock music. kai noise music. i want his solo album to wreck my fucking ears from all the sirens and bed squeaks"

"Only intellectually superior people know cock music is immaculate"
by NickHatesYou September 13, 2020
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Spider Cock

Something to say in a group chat or group text to spark a conversation when everyone is inactive.
Cinder: Hey... Spider Cock
Lukas: Facts...
Sam: What??
Ethan: What the fuck are you talking about??!
Alex: Aye ayeeeee...
by !Nudda Budda November 3, 2020
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