cock enabler

the opposite of a cock blocker. this friend will do everything in his power to help you get laid. god bless him

someone always drills when sal is around, he is a true cock enabler

by the august infinity March 08, 2010

Jigsaw Cock

1:When male genitalia, torn into several pieces, is recombined to once again form the entirety of the organ.

2:A surgical term describing a badly stitched wound

3: A person of Aztec descent

1: "See that guy on the news? The one attacked by feral dogs?" "Yeah man, they gave him a serious jigsaw cock"

2: That is a serious jigsaw cock of a stitch"

3: My grandparent's were of jigsaw cock descent

by Hazardlad April 01, 2009

Cock Squad

Crew of idiotic young suburban males. Usually dressed to the nines in the finest apparel Abercrombie and Eagle has to offer. Invariably rude and condescending. Individuals rarely separate from the squad proper, preferring the safety of their collective to the crushing anxiety of social interaction sans-clique. They can be spotted with either butch-waxed, buzzed or Fagotty Andy ragdoll hair, and, sometimes Lacrosse gear. Be warned, if invited to a party, they will finish all alcoholic beverages on the premises, then puke all over your mothers macrame work. The moniker "cock squad" finds its truest expression in the bareback anal orgies that frequently follow a night's drinking. All-around fun guys. A real bunch of asshole amigos.

"Break out the Natty Ice and hide your brothers. The cock squad is en route to this social gathering, me hardies."

by The Blue Avenger March 07, 2009

Shit-cocked

A phrase used to describe a state of excessive drunkenness.

Also smashed, hammered, blitzed, wasted, shitfaced, crunked, etc.

Wow, Billy got shit-cocked last night.

by JohnCap May 08, 2006

cock mania

A large gathering of cocks in which the cocks duke it out to see who's cock can become top cock.

Call Andy and see if he wants to attend cock mania this week.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

cock-vomit

An organic fluid that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation; skeet; jizz; baby-potion; spunk

Jane: "You got cock-vomit in my hair again!"
Bill: "Sorry, I was aiming for the Kleenex. I Swear."

by Trent Schoneweis August 02, 2007

Snaggle Cock

1. A penis that has been poorly circumcised;
2. A very ugly penis;
3. A misshapen penis.

Boy Jimmy sure has an ugly snaggle cock.

Gurl I cant believe you hooked up wit Jimmy.
I dun heard he had a horble snaggle cock.

by VaughnMichael13 April 21, 2011