An alien crash lands in Canada, attempts to build a ship to go home using a dead babies skull, a flute, the original fast food cup, Hitlers custom made hot tub dial, and the hut created by Bigfoot, found soon after his "accidental" death when he avoided taxes for so long, and in the process of building it, creates a time machine. He travels to egypt in the year of 11,000 BC. The Egyptians see his big head and ears, and strange structure, and create myths around him!! He brings them to Canada and they create a series of undergrown tunnels used to breed chickens and snakes which grow to the size of whales, and when the time is right, he will unleash them upon the land to take over and become the God of Canada! However, in the year of 2010 he tries to unleash them to find they have died to a lack of being fed, and only one is still alive, and is now known as Mccain! If he ever gets enough power, he will show his true form and tell the true history of Canada
by Big Headed Air Force Man February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.Canadians eat donuts and moose meat and get extremely drunk(drinking beer most likely brewed in wisconsin or boston or some other states ironically) as they mouth off at how they hate america yet cannot think of a reason. They also celebrate the most insignificant country in the world next to north korea which only they care about. They typically get so drunk they cannot remember participating in it though.
Canadian 1: Are you going to the Canada Day celebration, eh?
Canadian 2: No, I am going to watch hockey reruns, eh.
Canadian 1: Oh, that sounds fun too, eh.
Canadian 2: I dont like to go oat and aboat there with all the drunk people anyways, know what im talkin aboot, eh?
Canadian 2: No, I am going to watch hockey reruns, eh.
Canadian 1: Oh, that sounds fun too, eh.
Canadian 2: I dont like to go oat and aboat there with all the drunk people anyways, know what im talkin aboot, eh?
by Daver91 November 24, 2011
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3. One of the many phrases invented to attract immigrants, clueless about what kind of drinking they'd do if they moved to Canada.
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