Captain Granite

Captain Granite, urban God, is a guy who's head is as hard as it sounds. All to protect his tiny little brain for any more brain damage.

He rather goes through a wall instead of around it. Doesn't take no for an answer.

Better not to mess around with because, he is like a ton of bricks falling from the heavens.

Where he thinks that he belongs. Next to Zeus.

I met Captain Granite once, and I am still waiting for this nightmare to pass. It's like living in a tomb.

by Repesteeltje May 11, 2011

captain splash

A sad person, very similiar to a 'saddo'.

John is a captain splash, he keeps having a go at jason for no reason.

by Billy Idol July 7, 2006

Captain's Rank

When a woman has camel toe while wearing a military uniform. The Camel Toe resembles the double bars of the rank of Captain.

"Hey check out that chick in the tight pants"

"I'd stand at attention for that Captain's Rank"

by SGT Cricket November 24, 2011

captain shiny

Person with a bald head that you can normally see yourself in. its kind of like having a mirror but its living.

TY: AHOY CAPTAIN SHINY!!!
Gary the bus driver: DAMN IT DONT CALL ME THAT.
TY: Anything you say shiny top.
(Ty walks away)
Gary: asshole.

by skaterboy December 30, 2007

Captain Idiot

the definition of captain idiot is when you see Lex Luthor or Donald trump

hey loo its captain idiot

by Walking Lie August 4, 2021

Snow Captain

A generally good looking, professionally-established man who exhibits characteristics including (but not limited to): haughtiness, arrogance, being overly well-spoken, gray/white hair, indifference to perceived subordinates, long monologues referencing their intensely specific subset of knowledge.

A Snow Captain displays certain personality traits similar to the female counterpart, Ice Queen.

This condescending professor is apparently too good to be involved with actually teaching students. Just because he's good looking and runs his own lab doesn't mean he can ignore us and treat us like dogs. Why did I have to get stuck with this Snow Captain?

by Idrinkyourtears March 25, 2011

Captain Moonrays

A being from another world who slays women on a dailly basis.
To gain the title Captain Moonrays you will need to have had sex at least several hundred times.

Obama currently has the title of Captain Moonrays as he has slayed many women in his time.

by Captain Moonrays November 17, 2011