captain grammar

A person who excessively corrects others on grammar, spelling and pronunciation to the point of extreme annoyance.

Juan: "erny ill be there in ten minutes"

Erny: "Don't you mean I'll be there in ten minutes.

Juan: ok captain grammar! i am texting and driving.. dick!

by jrodp27755 August 11, 2010

Captain Moonrays

A being from another world who slays women on a dailly basis.
To gain the title Captain Moonrays you will need to have had sex at least several hundred times.

Obama currently has the title of Captain Moonrays as he has slayed many women in his time.

by Captain Moonrays November 17, 2011

Captain curious

A man who isn't sure of his sexuality quite yet and needs to get out in the world to figure himself out.

oh man i'm such a captain curious

by kcbc April 26, 2012

Captain America

After you have had sex doggy style with your partner you pull out, cum in your hand, do Captain America's side flip and upon landing throw your sperm into your partners face. After this yell Justice as you take a proud super hero pose which is not to be interrupted due to the partners reaction.

G: yo what'd you do last night?
D: went to my girls house and pulled a Captain America on her.

by Dprice91 September 27, 2017

Captain Morgan

When a lady is relaxing in a hot tub and strikes a Captain Morgan pose next to a jet.

I caught Anastasia in the hot tub striking a Captain Morgan pose

by Anasexy Beaver Bitchens September 24, 2017

Snow Captain

A generally good looking, professionally-established man who exhibits characteristics including (but not limited to): haughtiness, arrogance, being overly well-spoken, gray/white hair, indifference to perceived subordinates, long monologues referencing their intensely specific subset of knowledge.

A Snow Captain displays certain personality traits similar to the female counterpart, Ice Queen.

This condescending professor is apparently too good to be involved with actually teaching students. Just because he's good looking and runs his own lab doesn't mean he can ignore us and treat us like dogs. Why did I have to get stuck with this Snow Captain?

by Idrinkyourtears March 25, 2011

captain shiny

Person with a bald head that you can normally see yourself in. its kind of like having a mirror but its living.

TY: AHOY CAPTAIN SHINY!!!
Gary the bus driver: DAMN IT DONT CALL ME THAT.
TY: Anything you say shiny top.
(Ty walks away)
Gary: asshole.

by skaterboy December 30, 2007