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Candy Apple

"The candy Apple" Licking the head of a newborn child the minute the crown of its head appears
i candy appled my son last week at dereford hospital

I had to push the doctor out of the way to candy apple my newborn
by The Lizard-The Fox November 2, 2010
mugGet the Candy Applemug.

cotton candy

My girlfriend's panties after she got juicy in them.
My woman let me snack on her cotton candy and then asked me to give her a corndog.
by P.T. Barnum August 29, 2003
mugGet the cotton candymug.

Candis-clitrous

a woman who loves to stemulate her self while taking a load up the nose
she took my load while she masterbated her self to orgasmic proporations
by killerbunny454 November 10, 2003
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eye candy

n. Crust or gook that forms in the eye area resulting from sleep or other means (refer to other definitions available).
Try some of my eye candy. I made it myself....literally.
by macattack December 29, 2013
mugGet the eye candymug.

Eye candy

by Sillyshoestring August 17, 2015
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poison candy

A term used to describe the taste of a woman's vagina during oral sex.
by Teddy2789 November 28, 2007
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Candy Rape

The act of stealing ones candy or sweets against his or her will. It is a punishable crime that will result in the violator having to receive a 'slap' or 'rude gesture/remark' and in the worst case scenario the loss of a trusted friend.
A girl has just bought some candy.
Her friend: Could I please have some candy?
The rightful owner of the bag of candy: No!
The friend neglects the answer and grabs for the bag.
The girl screams: Stop thats “Candy Rape”!
by The Skanky-Leg Pirate October 22, 2010
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