Canada's history is any act you do with a moose two beavers and hockey paraphernalia. Often taking the form of two men and two women having sex with the moose and two beavers in various sexual acts. Often leaving only death and despair in the wake of the act. It has been said that the French Indian war was lost because of the invention of Canada's History. Michigan is America's first state to outlaw Canada's History.
I don't know why we did such horrible things to that moose but one of the beavers bit my cock and I don't know why any woman would request Canada's history as their sexual fetish.
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oh, and btw, if "Americans" are people from America, then "Canadians" are from "Canadia"
Canada: America's hat.
oh, and btw, if "Americans" are people from America, then "Canadians" are from "Canadia"
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