Sweet summer child

This saying originates from Game of Thrones, where some seasons last for years on end, as a term for those who have not tasted the hardships of winter. Generally used to refer to someone who is inexperienced or does not know the full extent of something, while they thinking they do.
You think Monster Hunter is easy? Oh my Sweet summer child...
by sebacostamr November 24, 2018
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Child-Murdering Fuckwad

Mark Summer: I've just been informed that some people find the term "anti-vaxxer" to be offensive. From now on I will use the more technically accurate term of "Child-Murdering Fuckwad"
Bob: Oh look it's an "anti-vaxxer" mourning her dead children, and oh look the fathers signing the divorce sheats and the ghosts of the children are clapping on the father for trying to get over his retarded wife

Jim: Woah don't you know "anti-vaxxer" is offensive

Bob: Wot

Jim: The more accurate term is "Child-Murdering Fuckwad"

Retarded Anti Vaxxer Mom: A wot

Bob: I think she is having a stroke

Jim: I mean I don't care, at all
by Banana of hell January 13, 2019
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fair-haired child

A person or thing looked upon with respect and admiration due to its valued qualities.
Wikipedia is the fair-haired child of the internet.
by Chris from Vancouver December 07, 2007
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Porn child

A child that is made during a porno.

Or

A person that has a slutty friend that the person calls porn mom so they become porn child.
Alora is a porn child. Kelsey is her porn mom.
by Achinney11 May 04, 2015
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Fatherless child

Emma: hey did you hear the news. I’m gay.
Tyrone:hey do you know your dad?
Emma:No
Tyrone: I knew you were a Fatherless child
by Men69420men November 25, 2021
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Alaskan Bear Child

The act of cutting open a bears stomach in Alaska and placing your sperm inside it, closing up the stomach, and waiting for a half bear half child to pop out.
by Don Bruska February 16, 2017
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Your Child's Asscrack

If Joe Biden is even ten miles away from it, you're fucked.
Reporting live from Yopmail User News! A man and his child have committed suicide after Joe Biden ravaged the kid's asscrack! If you give a shit about your child's asscrack, don't let the Joepedo near it.
by Yopmail User November 06, 2022
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