captain grammar

A person who excessively corrects others on grammar, spelling and pronunciation to the point of extreme annoyance.

Juan: "erny ill be there in ten minutes"

Erny: "Don't you mean I'll be there in ten minutes.

Juan: ok captain grammar! i am texting and driving.. dick!

by jrodp27755 August 11, 2010

captain semen

James.

James is a captain.. and a seaman... therefore he is captain semen.

captain semen is the best captain ever!

by 007tellie007 March 18, 2016

Liquor Captain

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If you're a true Liquor Captain, fill mug to this line.^

One who drinks alcohol at a rate that would cause the average person to black out, but isn't phased. The Liquor Captain sets full sail to the liquor winds.

"Man, Tristan is a fucking Liquor Captain. He had 20 beers and he's perfectly fine. Most people would be passed out by now but Tristan is still taking shots of Jim Beam."

by HorseWithGloves September 5, 2018

CAPTAIN DUCK

that one dickhead from discord

fuck you captain duck

by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020

Captain Appropriate

1. someone who says something completely innappropriate.
2. the spouter of a ridiculously innapropriate comment. Used in a sarcastic way.

Person A: "Hey lets go put a bunch of corn dogs in that person's hot tub!"

Person B: "Whoa good one captain appropriate."

by DJ Swellous December 15, 2010

Captain Caramel

A dog who is kind of stupid but people still love him

Do you see that dog Captain Caramel? he isn't really that bright but we still love him.

by Awordguy October 21, 2021

Captain Idiot

the definition of captain idiot is when you see Lex Luthor or Donald trump

hey loo its captain idiot

by Walking Lie August 4, 2021