Captain Sparklez

A name used to describe someone with the ability to move their hair line at will.

Person1: Wow that guy has the ability to move his hair line at will

Person2: Yeah he's a Captain Sparklez

by Hombre_de_papa May 15, 2022

Captain marvel

If Hitler was born as a blond female…..

Yeah nobody like captain marvel

by Black people are funny (sike) September 12, 2022

captain america swirly

to put a woman on her knees spinning and blowing five animals with a american flag on the back

i was at the zoo and a woman was giving five animals a captain america swirly with a cape on her back smfh

by whyamiscaredofwhites September 15, 2022

Capitalist Corporatism

The presses of owning many businesses illegal or legal

I am a capitalist corporatism owner

by MegaMemeLordCarlWheezerXD January 13, 2023

Capitalitis

The condition brought about by the ravages of capitalism in someone's life, as it pertains to their creativity and their general pursuit of happiness. Basically, suffering from the need to earn a living in a way that does not fulfill their deeper purpose.

I wonder if John suffers from capitalitis? He can't make ends meet but he seems to have given up wanting to work for someone else at a dead end job.

by AngelEowyn February 11, 2023

Capitalistification

Capitalism - but written in a way to piss off the Germans

Oi Konstatine - ur a fucking capitalistification whore

by Mikcoxhard February 23, 2023

Captain Smokeaho

When a man or woman is unreasonably preoccupied with the action of navigating the social environment in search for socially designated hoes with the intention to either smoke with them or sell them crack with the hopes of gaining control over them.

Guy 1: Damn these hoes are desperately in need of equipment in the form of crack and smoke in their lungs.
Guy 2: Damn dude, you’re admirable. Definitely a captain smokeaho.

by curious_kai April 22, 2023