ass candy

1. Bits of crap that hang on the ass fluff around the a-hole. Often induce vomiting, when rimming someone with ass candy.

2. Candy for the ass. Like eye candy. A male that you wouldnt mind having in your ass.

3. A really nice bum!

1.
'Shit, kevin had some manky ass candy in his fluff!! I was vomming for the rest of the arvie. I dont think i will be seeing him again, until he learns to use toilet roll.'

2.
Person 1-'Now that is some nice piece of ASS'!!
Person2-'I'm not gonna lie to you, that is some lovely eye candy'!
Person 1-'and ass candy!'

3.
Wow, that ass is nice! Its ass candy!!

by AliceW January 08, 2009

Candy Apple

"The candy Apple" Licking the head of a newborn child the minute the crown of its head appears

i candy appled my son last week at dereford hospital

I had to push the doctor out of the way to candy apple my newborn

by The Lizard-The Fox November 02, 2010

cotton candy

My girlfriend's panties after she got juicy in them.

My woman let me snack on her cotton candy and then asked me to give her a corndog.

by P.T. Barnum August 29, 2003

Candis-clitrous

a woman who loves to stemulate her self while taking a load up the nose

she took my load while she masterbated her self to orgasmic proporations

by killerbunny454 November 10, 2003

eye candy

n. Crust or gook that forms in the eye area resulting from sleep or other means (refer to other definitions available).

Try some of my eye candy. I made it myself....literally.

by macattack December 29, 2013

poison candy

A term used to describe the taste of a woman's vagina during oral sex.

I love the taste of poison candy in the morning!

by Teddy2789 November 07, 2007

Eye candy

Darius Williams

Man that guy is eye candy

by Sillyshoestring July 23, 2015