Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.

Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*

by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018

Tony and Bertha

A couple that has been together so long it makes no sense for them to split up even though they argue all the time and their kids are more responsible then they are.

At a party the other night and an 18 year old kid walks in and starts yelling at his parents because they stole the keys to his car. He asked the parents why and he said I know why because both of your vehicles have a breathalyzer test hooked to the ignition, they pulled a real Tony and Bertha.

by RNKMXN February 2, 2020

Joseph Morgan Berthels

Someone who decides its a good idea to put their name on urban dictionary

Joseph Morgan Berthels : I'm going to put my name on Urban Dictionary
Everyone : Nooo bad idea
Joseph Morgan Berthels : Haha urban dictionary go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by YIKES SCOOB THIS SOME GOOD LSD October 5, 2020

property_of_bertholdt

A beautiful and amazing person. He makes great content and has a very cute face. :3
I love him. <3

I want to spend the rest of my life with property_of_bertholdt.

by Fr0ggz June 30, 2021

my name is NOT BETH

The perfect response to "Somebody just called you deaf"
Also used when your name is Bethany and you don't want to be called Beth

'Dude she just called u DEAF! '

'What? '

' She called u deaf !! '

' Oh hell no, my name is NOT BETH '

by thecharacterwannie August 13, 2022

big girl beth

Duane's girlfriend

Duane loves big girl beth

by RockyCanoa March 7, 2023

Gustaf Skarsgard as Hans Bethe

Gustaf's Hans Bethe in Oppenheimer; remember Floki in 'Vikings?' now he's in something MASSIVE. From longboats to lab coats, still rocking the serious look.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: who's that scientist with intense eyes in oppenheimer?

Person 2: Gustaf Skarsgard as Hans Bethe, of course! Floki turned physicist.

by courtofowls September 4, 2023