boner corn

Kernels of undigested corn which can be found stuck to your penis immediately following withdrawal from unprotected anal sex. Preferably, one would find boner corn while in the woods, after a barbecue, on hot August night in South Carolina.

After the camping trip, my dick was covered in boner corn.

by Iamascientist86 January 23, 2015

boner nipple

Very "out coming" or "outward" nipples usually on males

When females get boner nipples is called nipping; when females get boner nipples it's called a nipping

Aye bro you cold you've got some boner nipples

by Random_fact_girl May 2, 2015

Boner Wrestling

The Format is much like Sumo Wrestling. You start in a circle with both members with hands on each others members. The goal is to pull or push the person out of the ring. Dismemberment is not a plus, but it does happen. If someone accidently orgasm during a match, they are disqualified. Also, the other person is not allowed to help the opponent to reach climax.

Dude, I watched puma and hero boner wrestling last night. They didn't let go for over an hour.

by Chodaboy068 January 24, 2016

Boner heaven

1. When something is so great it feels like having a wonderful boner

2. A place gay dudes go to when they die

Dude your house is so sweet it like boner heaven

When Freddie mercury Died he went to boner heaven

by Boner Heaven July 11, 2016

Boner Talking

Excessively complementing or talking up an individual to a point where it seems that there may be a sexual intrest in the individual

your totally killing it, you're amazing, you're the best, god I wish I was as good as you. "Hey man stop boner talking me"

by TyTyCool October 21, 2016

Boner exhaustion

When you have rocked a boner for an extended period of time and it feels like it has had it's own workout day at the gym.

After a weekend of sex and nakedness Heather wanted more, but Aaron couldn't do it, he was clearly suffering from boner exhaustion.

by Energy 79 June 20, 2016

Boner Sniper

When someone is so damn ugly that they can kill your boner from a long distance.

That chick's a fucking boner sniper.

by Glompy Gang February 10, 2017