by HungryLike January 27, 2022
Get the Bird doggingmug. Matthew bird is the gay fag that is very cool and extra sexy. in his spare time he raps off the dome and eats kfc every day. sometimes you will find him in a bush with charlie brewsters mum hehehe. occasionally he receives, but only at male birthday parties, most of the time he wanks. but afterwards he gets liam bell to eat it and then he gets monica to hoover the house and harry lin to supply some turkish drugs
by poobum22 September 5, 2014
Get the matthew birdmug. by Joe Gager May 24, 2013
Get the Bird Citymug. Clumsy bird - a disabled bird who can't fucking fly and has no fucking legs, the most frustrating game on the fucking planet. A bird who hits logs on the fucking head and falls straight to the motherfucking floor. An asshole bird who gets you to consistently keep tapping to make him fly. He is also blind as a motherfucking bat!
by MonsterEnergy<333 February 13, 2014
Get the clumsy birdmug. 1.) Tiny, bald, pink, baby birds. Word used to describe the unique degree of ugliness that only a baby bird can achieve.
2.) A woman who, when speaking, sounds like the annoying squeaking of a baby bird.
2.) A woman who, when speaking, sounds like the annoying squeaking of a baby bird.
Guy 1: Man, that new born jo-bird is so ugly, it's making my eyes bleed!
Guy 2: Yeah, and this dumbass brunette jo-bird is making my EARS bleed, dawg!
Guy 2: Yeah, and this dumbass brunette jo-bird is making my EARS bleed, dawg!
by Joanna and Sami January 4, 2008
Get the jo-birdmug. by Clinker March 7, 2008
Get the big birdmug. A jealous, hateful, crazy psychotic bitch. That has nothing better to do with their time but sit around and plot revenege on the people they imagine have done them wrong.
by kiki1977 March 27, 2013
Get the Angry Birdmug.