A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.
Gee Willikers dad, I didn't know mom gave you a Michigan Mud Bath when you guys first met
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Water put in a bucket for toys to bathe in
Little sister: Look! The unicorns are in a bucket bath!
Older sister: I can see
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When one gets caught out in a rainstorm and ends up drenched—often due to a foolish action, such as being drunk or high.
Steve: What’s he doing?
Eve: He’s face down, taking a bath.
Steve: He what?
Eve: He’s taking a nature bath.
Steve: Where is he?!
Eve: Out on the corner at Park and Fifth.
Steve: He’s going to catch pneumonia. *facepalm*
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When a girl, gets on her knees and fills her mouth with Guinness so her man can dip his balls in it.
Last night my man was sooo hot, I gave him a Dublin Bird-Bath.. such a good night!
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A woman that participates in narcissistic social media .. she who thinks she’s innocent Also known as a Sarah Lynn
Open your eyes and realize I’m here and let me be there you bath waterless bitch
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Having a dude ejaculateon you while performing a bisexual three way with 2 dudes and one dudette
Little Chris has tiny arms but he can take a rizz bath while he’s still hungover from drinking to much white claw
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