1.) A porn magazine issued from 1980-1989 that is looked at while masturbating. 2.) Slang term for porn magazines from the 1980s. 3.) A combination of 1980s (eighties) and masturbating (baities).
1.) Do you guys want to go up to the attic and look at some of my dads old eighties baities? 2.) The bushes in those eighties baities are out of control. 3.) I keep a stack of eighties baities under my mattress.
{In a small series of text messages between Josh & Mary in the same room}"
{Josh}: I'm sitting here with baited breath waiting for the postman!
{Mary}: What, have you been eating smelt or sushi or something? I don't smell fish!