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docker's tea break

docker's tea break (sim). Descriptive
of something very long.
"Oh, what
a tiny little man", laughed Veruca Salt as
she saw the Oompah Lumpah. "He
may be small", cautioned Mr. Wonka as he
turned briskly on his heel, "but
he'll have a cock as long as a docker's
tea break.") From 'Charlie and the
chocolate sandwich', by Roald Dahl.
docker's tea break by C February 24, 2004
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Cheese Pizza Break-up 

When two people split up,but like the cheese on a pizza stretches but never breaks, neither does the relationship.

i'd break her pelvis 

An expression used by males to describe an attractive female.
See that girl over there? Yeah, i'd break her pelvis.

zoo break 

A group of unattractive females traveling together. Especially enerting or exiting a location.
(door opens at a bar and group of ugly women enter)--"damn! ZOO BREAK!!"
zoo break by big lex June 24, 2005

butt-break 

While participating in the sport of cycling (riding a bicycle) the act of standing up on the pedals to relieve, or prevent, the pain from the pressure of the small saddle.
Hey, I need to give myself a butt-break before I get saddlesore.

When you coast downhill, it is a good time for a butt-break
butt-break by Joel1952 April 4, 2006

muffin break 

"Dayum Ma, I Gotta Take A Muffin Break."
muffin break by -chelly* May 27, 2007

Imagination Break 

a reverie indulged in while awake. In other words, daydreaming.
I was at work the other day taking an imagination break and I though, "How cool it mus be to be a ninja"
Imagination Break by Paw Lee May 31, 2011