When you have diarrhea and shit yourself causing the diarrhea to run down your leg and in to your shoes.
by RyButtnik May 1, 2020
Get the Detroit Gravy Boatmug. the sport of racing sailboats, often practiced by pretentious tossers from Ivy Leagues and private schools. A dull activity involving drifting around small lakes whilst barking like a pirate at other boats.
by trotter April 24, 2017
Get the puff boat racingmug. When you shove a gerbil up into your anal cavity (asshole) followed by a clear beverage glass or jar, as to trap the gerbil inside, but provide him/her with a spectacular view.
Friend 1: "Dude!! That poor gerbil!!!!
Friend 2: "Are you kidding me?? Dude, c'mon.....I gave him a glass bottom boat -he settled down after coming back to discover that shit!!"
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Friend 2: "Are you kidding me?? Dude, c'mon.....I gave him a glass bottom boat -he settled down after coming back to discover that shit!!"
Buttplug Looking Glass Bottle Return Salad Shooter Hamster Cage Easy Bake Oven Gerbil Trail
by Eskorpija May 20, 2016
Get the Glass Bottom Boatmug. Yenlik’s favourite song to serenade Kaan with. She must fulfil her destiny as Kaan’s bride and fatal one. This is used by Yenlik while she is not on her period for once in forever.
by shaggyvaggie February 12, 2019
Get the Like A Small Boatmug. Similar to the Dutch Rudder where a male would grab hold of his own penis and another person would grab the forearm of the hand gripping the man snake and move it as to perform masturbation. The Portuguese Lobster Boat adds to this act by adding another person to the mix. The third party would then take hold of the arm of the person grabbing hold of the arm of the person grabbing the man meat. The whole thing when coordinated correctly looks like 3 people rowing a boat.
Andy: Hey Joe, do you want to join Doug and I in the living room, we are trying to start up a Portuguese Lobster Boat?
Joe: I always thought Dutch Rudders were gay. But its not gay if it's in a 3 way.
Doug: its never gay bro, chill
Joe: You right...
Joe: I always thought Dutch Rudders were gay. But its not gay if it's in a 3 way.
Doug: its never gay bro, chill
Joe: You right...
by J0HNNY0 September 8, 2016
Get the portuguese lobster boatmug. A variation of the missionary position in which the receiving partner's legs are lifted high.
Calqued from the French "position de bateau ivre".
Calqued from the French "position de bateau ivre".
by ApricotFields January 23, 2022
Get the Drunken Boat Positionmug. by Sweet Butterscotch June 22, 2016
Get the Tug boat mafiamug.