Matt-arsed

When a Matt gets so off chops from booze and/or gear he is rat-arsed.

Q. How's the big fella (Matt) going? A record 16 shooters at the Ruby Lounge would knock anyone about...
A. He's totally matt-arsed.

by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019

Arse Bones

The bones found in ones arse

My arse bones are killing me after last nights antics with shaggs aye

by Chewbac July 9, 2022

arse rattled

Anal sex

Getting your arse rattled is a term for given or taking anal sex

by J197G April 19, 2018

genie-arse

1. A genie's ass

First definition of genie-arse by El-Cid on the youtube channel OneyPlays' 4th episode of "Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy (Crash 1)" playthrough.

Source: www. y o u t u b e .com/watch?v=S9LsGirlzec

1. Look over there! That's a fine genie-arse if I've ever seen one!

2. Imma get som fine genie-arse tonight ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know I'm all about them genies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by LastGentleman July 2, 2017

Van Arse

A condition caused by driving round dial in a commercial vehicle all day when it is overly warm with no air conditioning, leaving the occupants with smelly/sweaty arses'

"Fuck me mate, you have proper Van Arse on today!"

by Bivop July 28, 2016

Arse Floss

Long hair? Bubble butt?
When washing your hair and discover a collection of hair in the crack of your arse when drying.

Whilst drying her body after washing her hair she discovered nature's 'Arse Floss' in the crevice of her butt. Flossing her hole as she pulled it out.

by Jinx'83 May 5, 2021

arse word

The immortal word 'Quite', which is an incredibly flexible word which can be used to answer any question or statement. It often precedes the word 'spog' in conversations between those who understand the true beauty of that arse word.

Quite (that arse word).

by Wormy December 22, 2003