APES

An advanced placement class normally in high school which teaches you about gay butt sex with apes

nico: anyways i cant wait to finish chemistry and take apes next year fuck this shit

by mattchicken May 28, 2021

Ape Nigga

An ape that wanders towns in search of a hospital to beat everyone inside of it.

I was at the hospital and i saw an ape go Ape Nigga on this dude with major hemroids.

by ApeFARTS February 27, 2020

to go apes

To go express oneself wildly or savagely, as an ape would.

My friend and I were having a good time, but when he made fun of my little sister, I had to go apes on him.

by Peggisms March 24, 2019

Apeing

Apeing is when you buy a crypto token or non fungible token (NFT) shortly after the token project launch without doing your own research (DYOR), usually because they are fearful of missing out (FOMOing) on potential gains that could be lost if they hesitate in order to conduct due diligence.

Ape: Bro, check out this new crypto coin called ASS. It's supposed to be lit!
You: You're totally apeing into that shit aren't you?
Ape: Yeah bro I already swapped 20 ETH for it!
You: SMH

by DrR10n December 24, 2021

fucking apes

The only phrase that can be put anywhere and make sense.

The toilet is broken again .. fucking apes!!

by Kmitt May 11, 2021

Planet of the apes chimney sweep

When a man shaves his pubes, puts them aside, then fucks a girl or guy in the ass, then pulls his dick out and sprinkles his pubes on his shit covered shaft.

Jason- I was with a girl last night and she shaved my pubes
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?

by Cate89 March 23, 2019

Scalded Ape

The act of pouring hot wax on your girlfriends vagina while jumping up-and-down on the bed slinging feces at her

My scalded girl went ape shit and asked for more hot wax. She loves a scalded ape more than a Kentucky Klondike Bar

by HandRaper January 19, 2024