alaskan fish hook

An alsakan fish hook is when you are finger blasting a girl and she tries too pull away but you curve your finger into a hook like shape and pull her back.

I got alaskan fish hooked last night!

by Mcsnowie March 28, 2017

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alaskan barbecue

Making a dildo out of ice and shovin it into your partners anus.

Dude he gave his girl an alaskan barbecue and now she can't stop feeling the burn.

by NeoTorchwick May 21, 2017

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alaskan tunnel pipe

When your having sex with a fat girl and she sticks a pipe up your ass and puts a rat in the other side of the pipe and covers it up forcing the rat to eat your ass.

Last night my bitch tried to Alaskan tunnel pipe me.

by Anal Finger Banger December 8, 2017

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Alaskan Dustbuster

When a man blows into a woman's un-wiped anus and the leftovers circle into a tornado and gets blown back into the man's face.

Man, that sewage hit me in the face like an Alaskan Dustbuster!

by Devildick666 January 13, 2018

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Alaska

The amazing awesome hint to Janessa Holway's birthday present.

I'll give you a hint to your amazing gift! Alaska.

by Harah Homonymn April 7, 2009

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A sarcastic term used to highlight that something is, in fact, not fantastic. Rooted in Sarah Palin's nomination for VP in 2008, which the Republicans tout as being a great thing, when even they know it isn't.

"Hey, did you hear they're going to allow oil drilling in ANWR?"
"What, that's bulls****! Alaskatastic!"

"Congratulations, Levi! You're going to be a father!"
"That's just f***ing Alaskatastic."

by Lance Manthrob October 21, 2008

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