Big Tom Johnson

When your friend or Brother has a massive dick so long it leaves trenches in the concrete!

YOU: "Yo! you see that dude in the gym shower? "
RANDOM GUY: "Yah man, Hes a real Big Tom Johnson!"
YOU: "I know right, he broke 5 tiles on the floor!"

by Kerbangocwm May 2, 2023

Dwayne "The Glock" Johnson

A Man-Glock who was nothing else to do but be an actor and shoot people

I Think we should Get That Dwayne "The Glock" Johnson Shirt

by Dogerman November 21, 2020

Rock The Dwane Johnson

The way that Quackity says dwane the rock johnson

bro look it's rock the dwane johnson

by the popo March 2, 2021

Johnson City Handshake

Huggin' sak 2 sak

I went to a party and some ode qwar gave me a Johnson City Handshake.

by Ernie James March 2, 2020

Fiorella Johnson Gozalo

The most beautiful girl in the world. She lights up the room every time she walks in. She is the most beautiful girl in her whole school. The most sweetest, and kindest girl in the whole universe. She has clear skin, good grades, amazing personality, and wonderful all around. The perfect person ever. Whoever crosses her or has been a fake friend to her will regret it when they grow up.

"Hey do you see that girl over there?"
"OMG YES! Her name is Fiorella Johnson Gozalo, she is so pretty."

by anonymous.admirer November 22, 2020

Stache Booty Johnson

A name given to the juiciest booty in town! Someone who twerks that booty hard and makes all the ladies extra moist! BOM BOM BOM!

They call me the Stache Booty Johnson!

by MS.M-R April 9, 2020

taking a mike johnson

Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.

"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"

"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."

by MikeJohnson November 1, 2013