Adjective used to describe the white kid who follows his heart in matters of romance. He dates one lady at a time based on said lady’s qualities of being awesome. Someone who is straight Josh often dates outside his demographic and catches flak for it from his family in the form of, “My son Josh is dating a black girl. She’s so ethnic-looking, and her skin is beautiful!”
Going straight Josh means you have grown up and moved out. As such, you only see your family six hours twice a year: Thanksgiving and Christmas. God pity the Josh who goes rogue kosher.
Going straight Josh means you have grown up and moved out. As such, you only see your family six hours twice a year: Thanksgiving and Christmas. God pity the Josh who goes rogue kosher.
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Get the Straight Josh mug.A term used in football which states that the countries Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Iceland and Finland are genetically superior to other races due to the fact that they are taller, more athletic and better on-field leaders. This can also describe footballers which possess a giant throw-in and a good climb.
Carlos: Look how much smaller the Spanish are compared to the Danish players!
Gunnar: Ikr, Scandinavian Straight!
Gunnar: Ikr, Scandinavian Straight!
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Get the Straight Greasing mug.Speech or writing with convoluted amounts of straightness. Typically and unnecessarily used to disrupt the gays enjoyment of life.
Examples of straight jargon:
1. "Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?"
2. "We're having our Fantasy League NFL draft tomorrow night if you want to join."
3. "You connect the male coaxial cable to the female connector."
4. Any quote from the Office or Fast & Furious movies
Gay Male: "We're going to some gays bars tonight"
Straight Male: "Perfect, I love free drinks."
Gay Male: "Literally nobody invited you."
1. "Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?"
2. "We're having our Fantasy League NFL draft tomorrow night if you want to join."
3. "You connect the male coaxial cable to the female connector."
4. Any quote from the Office or Fast & Furious movies
Gay Male: "We're going to some gays bars tonight"
Straight Male: "Perfect, I love free drinks."
Gay Male: "Literally nobody invited you."
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Get the Straight Fight mug.To go ‘town-straight’ means to have sex with someone you’ve only just met, but without a condom. The term is applicable mostly when the people involved are completely sober minded when making the decision to do so. Making the decision to go town-straight is made purely on the basis of how your object of sexual desire looks - the hotter, the more likely one is to go town-straight.
The term comes from the idea of not messing around the edges of town when you’re new to a place - you go straight to the middle of town, where the real action is taking place, and take all the risks that come with doing that
The term comes from the idea of not messing around the edges of town when you’re new to a place - you go straight to the middle of town, where the real action is taking place, and take all the risks that come with doing that
Dude, the chick had such amazing booty, I knew I was going town-straight on that the moment I saw her...
by McKody February 18, 2019
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