article troll

How Yezka says "articultural."

Yezka: "I got my tattoo at Article Troll!"

by trollerofarticles February 19, 2018

troll-fi

A wifi that pretends to be Perfect but loads forever

Person: yo y dafuq is this taking forever to load
Friend: Uhh? the wifi says perfect
Person: wait a minute... FUCKING TROLL-FI

by RaceMeandfitemewithpencils133 June 4, 2016

meat troll

Someone who employs all the actions of an online troll in real life, right in the face of the victim. Generally, people knew who he or she is.

Although he expressed his interest in assisting in Susan's community project, Charles showed himself to be a meat troll when he e-mailed Susan and told her that everything she was doing was for her own interests and that she was a sham.

by Scratchie September 18, 2016

sock troll

One who masturbates into socks, leaving crusty deposits to be found by others.

I cannot figure out which one of my sons is the sock troll leaving stiff and crusty socks in the hamper.

by Knobbygirl July 25, 2016

FB troll

Facebook Troll
(Trollus familiarus)

A friend or family member who posts immediately on your status updates with the desire to make you look like an idiot. They may well think they are doing you a favor, and they are. Showing everyone they are the true idiot

Clark(status update)

Happy hour 4-7 at Haabs is legit, 2 dollar shrimp cocktails

20 hours ago via Email · · Like ·

Anna(comment) ur cashed in life

^^ Facebook Troll

FB trolls are nobody's friend

by Mjanelane1988 January 23, 2017

Hole Troll

An obviously flamboyant gay person with LOW standards who is "on the hunt".

That guy Mike is a total hole troll, he has hit on LITERALLY every queen, bear & twink in this joint tonight...

by Uncle Ruckus 480 July 8, 2012

news troll

Someone who says inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic statements in a news broadcast or at least on television or radio broadcasts, with the primary intent of provoking listeners into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion. This is done to distract from the actual issues and to get the News Troll's name repeated in other news forums or shows in order to remain relevant and to sell their books to their listening audience, the people who want to believe that the ridiculous things that News Trolls state are true .

News Trolls like Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Shawn Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, or other supposed "news" media commentators that actually spread propaganda and misinformation campaigns instead of actual news stories for people that don't consider reality good enough for them and/or believe that critical thinking and facts are either "liberal biased", or "left wing". Anyone trying to instill fear, anger, or distract from the real issues of the day is a News Troll.

by Arizona Mildman September 9, 2013