Zen Wisteria
Zen Wisteria by Licht Chou November 22, 2020
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Zen-Xuan
Zen-Xuan is a guy that is 7ft tall, and his tallness takes all his inches from somewhere else 🍆🍆. His haircut is one of a master piece. It consists of having a bowl over your head and cutting the excess hair around it. Beautiful.
Zen-Xuan by Thebaldman13 August 3, 2023
zen malik
zen malik by Zay1Direction February 28, 2014
Zen Path
Zen Path by jaredthedewg January 9, 2015
zen master
A nickname for former Bulls and Laker's coach Phil Jackson, because of his use of Buddist philosophy in basketball.
How did Phil keep all of those punk baby beeyitches together for so long? Because he's the Zen Master.
zen master by pingdingy August 26, 2004
Zen Shopping
The art of using someone elses preferences in order to shape your purchases. The idea is to broaden your horizons by letting someone else choose for you.
The process is relatively simple.
Step 1: Find a person who looks like they know what they're going to buy.
Step 2: Follow said person to their destination, and take note of their purchases.
Step 3: Purchase an item(or items) identical to that of the person (within your financial limit).
Step 4: return home and enjoy whatever purchases you have made, be they food, music, or literature, you must eat, listen to or read every bit respectively.
The process is relatively simple.
Step 1: Find a person who looks like they know what they're going to buy.
Step 2: Follow said person to their destination, and take note of their purchases.
Step 3: Purchase an item(or items) identical to that of the person (within your financial limit).
Step 4: return home and enjoy whatever purchases you have made, be they food, music, or literature, you must eat, listen to or read every bit respectively.
Zen Shopping by AraChN!D May 12, 2009