The Zesty

While getting a blowjob, the guy tells his partner he's about to cum and to close her eyes. He instead throws a container of Burger King's Zesty sauce in her face while yelling "ZESTY!" When she freaks out, you then cum on her face in all the confusion.

I was getting a blowjob last night, and I went with The Zesty instead to finish.

by Cheezy Beef November 27, 2014

Zesty

When you get really baked, shit gets weird, and cravings hit like a bitch.

Really stoned.

Dude how are you still high?

I dunno man, i’m zesty.

by jenenter April 17, 2020

zesty nub

the spell checked version of "stfu n00b".

n00b: o man giv me gld plz
pwner: Zesty nub.

by Neal Hansen June 20, 2006

Zesty

Meaning an individual (preferably a straight male) either speaks or carries himself in a homosexual manner while maintaining his straight lifestyle.

Male 1: Yo bro, hop on call of duty.

Male 2: Can’t right now. I’m hanging out with the girlies. We’re watching Twilight and doing TikTok dance’s together.

Male 1: Aww hell nah. Bro zesty as hell.

Male 3: Bro is the zest-lord.

by minkn28 March 23, 2023

Zesty

A sexy muscle beast that's infinitely moist because he bathes in the blood of jelly beans every 667 seconds.

1. Zesty is so great. He is just the best UnityHaven Staff.

by TotalyIsntZesty April 16, 2017

zesty pesty

A Zesty pesty is when you eat a bug that didn't taste bad.

ben: YEAH and i totally banged her *cough*
Nick: What?
Ben: i just got a zesty pesty.
Nick: OH gross. Have some coke.

by Murmadamus June 6, 2010

Zesty Alfredo

Masculine emissions following a night spent at an Italian restaurant.

After we had the Penne Arrabiata at Cellucci's, Tony came home and filled me up with his Zesty Alfredo.

by CrownJules November 13, 2010