zelatrix

A female, generally of the fundamentalist evangelical persuasion, who's mission, as given to her by her god, is to illuminate to the ungodly the errors of their ways. Irritating, nosy, self righteous, pigheaded, and unbending.

She was a zelatrix, and no one in her neighborhood could escape her wrath or eagle eye.

by ô¿ô November 4, 2009

Zeman

Ancient communist mamal living in the Czech Republic.

Zeman jest pussy

by Czech Pepe Cult June 17, 2018

Australia or New Zealand

Pretty much the best two countries in the world.
Bet you wish you from either of these countries.

;

Man, I wish I could be from Australia or New Zealand, they're just so cool, ay!?

by Yajbfvbuierbv March 24, 2008

zella

Zella’s are some of the most intelligent people you will encounter. Zella’s always have their head stuck in a book, and enjoy learning new things. They hate change and often are discomforted about evolving situations. Zella’s don’t want to grow up. They would rather stay a little kid forever. They take everything to heart, and are loyal.

I am trying to get Zella’s attention, but her head is always stuck in a book.

by Zonkey June 18, 2018

invade New Zealand

The topic of a satirical ad from an Australian entertainment show called The Gruen Transfer.

"Let's all go to New Zealand, we can have it all as our land, no planes, no tanks, no navy, not to want it would be crazy"

It's just 100% Too Easy.

Why would Australia invade New Zealand? There's nothing there but sheep and orcs.

by AnonJudicator October 20, 2009

Old Zealand

Better written as Nieuw Zeeland, this country was named after Zeeland in the Netherlands by Abel Tasman, the first European explorer to reach it. Tasmania was named after this guy.

That's where the old Zealand was, in case you were wondering.

"Hey, Tasman! Wat dat eiland u is?"
"Het is een prachtige plaats! Ik ga het Nieuw Zeeland "

by Tomaso April 16, 2005

new zealand

A country made up of multiple island, mainly 2 large ones, and, yes, many too politically correct whingers! New Zealand is NOT a democracy, by the way, and it has too many MPs, who are paid too much of taxpayers money so they can go skiing in Europe every winter and sunbathe in Tahiti every summer. It also has the highest rate of youth suicide and child abuse. The prime minister is commonly thought of as a female, but there are serious doubts about that...

I'm Helen Clark, not so sure what sex I am, but I know I've got balls!

by Trevor Mallard is a Fat-head April 4, 2005