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Zachary

It is a masculine name of Hebrew origin, usually shortened to Zach, Zack, or Zac. Having this name does not determine the size of one's penis nor does it determine one's attractiveness, personality, or any other physical or mental trait. Although it is in fact given to white males most of the time. In other words it does not matter if Zachary is your friend, boyfriend, or ex-boyfriend. It's just a fucking name and not every Zachary is the identical.
Person 1: Who's that handsome fellow with brown hair, brown eyes, and athletic physique?
Person 2: His name is Zachary.
Person 1: Then who's that bald, fat dude with the lazy eye, pedophile beard, and public masturbator trench coat.
Person 2: His name is also Zachary.
by Ferocious Banana May 9, 2013
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Zachary

Usually a Taylor Swift stan , is not the strongest but is always one of the kindest.
I went to a Taylor Swift concert with Zachary
by BordeDThEAirpalne January 15, 2023
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zachary's mom

Zachary's mom has a big ass
by Not Shybe December 27, 2016
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Zachary

A tall, tan guy who has very straight teeth and is very handsome. He only dates one girl at a time. He's very athletic and usually plays Basketball, Soccer, or Baseball. He is very kind and has very good manners. If you become his friend, he'll be one of your best. He is usually friends with a Mark or Aaron.
You have great manners, Zachary!

Zachary is so cute!
by zxzxzx October 26, 2013
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Zachary

Zachary is a derp
by Jngmobv January 24, 2017
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Zachary

A human being. he is okay and u might become friends with him. maybe not though. You either like him or hate him. he can be a loser at times
zachary eats cheese
by JamesMarriot October 8, 2020
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Zachary Carper

You were so zachary carpering like OMG.
by DeadMan21-1 March 2, 2015
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