GET A _____ MUG FOR YOUR ___ ______.

the only thing that urban dictionary advertizes

GET A "GET A _____ MUG FOR YOUR ___ ______." MUG FOR YOUR PET OCTOPUS.

GET A "GET A _____ MUG FOR YOUR ___ ______." MUG FOR YOUR MONKEY PAUL.

GET A "GET A _____ MUG FOR YOUR ___ ______." MUG FOR YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH SELENA GOMEZ.

GET A "GET A _____ MUG FOR YOUR ___ ______." MUG FOR YOUR MUG DAVE.

GET A "GET A _____ MUG FOR YOUR ___ ______." MUG FOR YOUR CHIPMUNK ALVIN.

GET A "GET A _____ MUG FOR YOUR ___ ______." MUG FOR YOUR TREE DARELL.

GET A "GET A _____ MUG FOR YOUR ___ ______." MUG FOR YOUR MONEY I JUST STOLE.

GET A "GET A _____ MUG FOR YOUR ___ ______." MUG FOR YOUR MAMMY CLARISSA.

GET A "GET A _____ MUG FOR YOUR ___ ______." MUG FOR YOUR COMPUTER JAKE.

GET A "GET A _____ MUG FOR YOUR ___ ______." MUG FOR YOUR GRANDPA DICK BEATRICE.

GET A "GET A _____ MUG FOR YOUR ___ ______." MUG FOR ME.

GET A "GET A _____ MUG FOR YOUR ___ ______." MUG FOR THE MONSTER IN YOUR CLOSET.

GET A "GET A _____ MUG FOR YOUR ___ ______." MUG FOR YOUR I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE SO IM GONNA START OVER.''

GET A "GET A _____ MUG FOR YOUR ___ ______." MUG FOR YOUR P-- ME: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by 300 dollars underground October 9, 2020

none of your Jizzness

When you don't want to tell someone who you had sex with the past night, sometimes out of embarrassment.

John: Hey, did you hook up with anyone last night?
Bill: Yeah, I did.
John: What did she look like?
Bill: None Of your Jizzness!

by noneyojizzness November 22, 2009

your mommas fart box

Ghetto talk..derogatory..a mothers bunghole..asshole..butthole.. shit hole..that passes gas..nasty smelling old gas..

Brutha to another brutha!..Standing on the corner..
..Damn homey! Shit !..Is that your nasty ass I'm a whiffin..It smells like your mommas fart box do!..Go check your pants mother fucker!

by anonymous November 8, 2017

getting your ass reamed

getting your ass reamed to be harshly reprimanded or criticized for doing wrong or supposed wrong doing to be made an asshat and feel embarrassed

getting your ass reamed for coming into work late is not a good feeling you get made an asshat and feel embarrassed in the end when its all over

by bluebear January 2, 2020

Butter your nut

After you cum on a girls tits, face or body and use your cock to spread the cum like butter on bread.

Butter your nut all over my huge tits baby

by Muckyfingers82 November 1, 2021

your lie in April

KIMI DA YOU KIMI NANDA YO, OSHIETE KURETAAAA

KURAYAMI MO HIKARU NARA, HOSHIZORA NI NARUUU
KANASHIMI WO EGAO NI, MOU KAKUSANAI DEEEE
KIRAMEKU DONNA HOSHI MO, KIMI WO TERASU KARAAAAAA

'what is rin doing-' oh she is commiting your lie in April. why?

by Im me, (im rin hru) October 30, 2020

Crashing Your Donkey

Crashing your Donkey- This is a much better way of saying I got really really drunk last night. More than likely your Donkey ends up going out in it's apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur. So next time you get trashed please remember not to lose your Donkey and when people ask you what the hell happened to you last night just tell them you crashed your Donkey and walk away. It's a freaking funny way to express yourself in a Donkey hangover kind of way.

10 Common ways to express your self in a Donkey kind of way :-)

Crashing Your Donkey.....

1. I crashed my Donkey.
2. I lost my Donkey in the woods.
3. My Donkey is stuck in the tree.
4. Have you seen my Donkey lately?
5. My Donkey Lost a leg last night.
6. I was humping my Donkey but he fell asleep on me.
7. Donkeys can fly!!! Seen it with my own two eyes.
8. Hi! My name is Donkey.
9. I freaking totaled my Donkey last night
10. I crashed my Donkey into a guardrail and he rolled down the hill into the creek.

by Ron420 January 16, 2010