by Madanarx August 11, 2006
Get the Shit in your Cheerios mug.instructional phrase (spoken in a manner which can only be termed as pure disgust)used by one male to another male who has clearly shown he has lost all vestige of manhood.....
When Carl was spotted purchasing a movie ticket to "Eat,Pray Love" ,his pal in line to see Jackie Chan starring as "Jackie Chan in The Jackie Chan Story" yelled out ,"Hey,dude, now you gotta turn in your man card"..........
by sheila in the car August 21, 2010
Get the turn in your man card mug.The alternative, "You and that mouse in our pocket," and " You and that invisible mouse in your pocket," is in reference to a speaker talking in the plural tense referring to themselves for a variety of reasons mostly to make them seem more important or that it involves others involuntarily. It is an attempt usually to pull others into a situation or to act as if other agree with them against their wishes or having spoken with said person/ people before hand.
This is not to be confused with a Pocket Mouse.
It also can be used to make someone seem as if there is more than that person. See fronting and bluffing.
This is not to be confused with a Pocket Mouse.
It also can be used to make someone seem as if there is more than that person. See fronting and bluffing.
Example 1:
Mouthy drunk in a parking lot shooting his mouth off: "We are going to kick your ASS!"
Man who is being mouthed off too: "We? We who? You got a mouse in your pocket?"
Example 2: Picture four mechanics on a break with work orders on the lunch table in front of them. Then in walks a service writer who immediately says "We need to get on that Transmission in bay six, PRONTO!" All of said mechanics have work already required of them making one of them ask, "We got to get on that truck in bay 6? Who is we? You and that invisible mouse in your pocket? We already have work orders assigned to us."
Example 3:
Eric: I hate that ginger bastard. Let's go kick his ass.
Stan: Who?
Eric: TENNERMAN!
Kyle: Why?
Eric: I DON'T CARE WHY! GINGERS HAVE NO SOUL! WE REALLY SHOULD KICK HIS ASS!
Kenny: M mmm mmm mmm Mmm mm m Mmmmmmmm? Mmmm mmmmm mm mmm m mmmm. (TRANSLATED, You have a mouse in your pocket fat ass? I am not going to kick anyone's ass for you.)
Everyone laughs and Eric shouts:
I'm not fat, I'm Big Boned!"
Example 4:
Jerry Brown: "We need a High Speed Railroad in California. The People demand it."
Heckler: "You got an invisible mouse in your pocket? I don't need no high speed train to nowhere."
Example five:
Supervisor :"We really need to clean up this trash."
Workers: "We? Since when did you and that invisible mouse in your pocket do any of the work here?"
Mouthy drunk in a parking lot shooting his mouth off: "We are going to kick your ASS!"
Man who is being mouthed off too: "We? We who? You got a mouse in your pocket?"
Example 2: Picture four mechanics on a break with work orders on the lunch table in front of them. Then in walks a service writer who immediately says "We need to get on that Transmission in bay six, PRONTO!" All of said mechanics have work already required of them making one of them ask, "We got to get on that truck in bay 6? Who is we? You and that invisible mouse in your pocket? We already have work orders assigned to us."
Example 3:
Eric: I hate that ginger bastard. Let's go kick his ass.
Stan: Who?
Eric: TENNERMAN!
Kyle: Why?
Eric: I DON'T CARE WHY! GINGERS HAVE NO SOUL! WE REALLY SHOULD KICK HIS ASS!
Kenny: M mmm mmm mmm Mmm mm m Mmmmmmmm? Mmmm mmmmm mm mmm m mmmm. (TRANSLATED, You have a mouse in your pocket fat ass? I am not going to kick anyone's ass for you.)
Everyone laughs and Eric shouts:
I'm not fat, I'm Big Boned!"
Example 4:
Jerry Brown: "We need a High Speed Railroad in California. The People demand it."
Heckler: "You got an invisible mouse in your pocket? I don't need no high speed train to nowhere."
Example five:
Supervisor :"We really need to clean up this trash."
Workers: "We? Since when did you and that invisible mouse in your pocket do any of the work here?"
by Fractious1 June 8, 2018
Get the You got a mouse in your pocket? mug.by Steveisfuckinyourmomma December 11, 2007
Get the take your foot in your hand mug.Used when someone won't stop complaining. Should be repeated in an aggressive tone if the person responds.
Person 1: Man, this weather is really something. I can't stand all this rain.
Person 2: Cry in your oatmeal.
Person 1: What?
Person: CRY IN YOUR OATMEAL!!
Person 2: Cry in your oatmeal.
Person 1: What?
Person: CRY IN YOUR OATMEAL!!
by JWN in the LOU April 2, 2011
Get the Cry in your oatmeal. mug.Megan: "How are you and Hillary doing?"
Chad: "Last night I told her I wanted to beat it up, but then she freaked out and bounced for some reason. She probably was just afraid that I might knock her up if I chucked my junk in her. She was bitching and shit but I didn't really hear what she said because I wasn't listening."
Megan: "Wow, you're such a sensitive guy. I can't imagine why she left you."
Chad: "Last night I told her I wanted to beat it up, but then she freaked out and bounced for some reason. She probably was just afraid that I might knock her up if I chucked my junk in her. She was bitching and shit but I didn't really hear what she said because I wasn't listening."
Megan: "Wow, you're such a sensitive guy. I can't imagine why she left you."
by Nick D July 5, 2004
Get the chuck your junk in her mug.A song by Green Day. It's about how boring school is, but it's also rumoured that Billie Joe once put 409 in his teachers coffee. 409 In Your Coffeemaker can you find on the album 1039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours
I listened to 409 In Your Coffeemaker
by Jaded409 May 30, 2006
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