Headphone yoga

when your headphones are broken so u hold your body in the position that they work and stay there hoping they work

"i got new headphones a month ago but i am already having to do headphone yoga"

by CORVUS July 5, 2016

Yoga Fugly

When someone can’t do yoga, they are yoga fugly.

Example:
Sbeve: Would you like to do fetal position with me?
Tear: Not, not really.
Sbeve: YOUR YOGA FUGLY

Definition 2: When someone is a bitch or a vegan they are yoga fugly.

Definition 3: If something just generally sucks, it’s yoga fugly.

Example:
Sbeve: Did you hear Eminem’s new song?
Tear: Yeah, it’s yoga fugly.

Nah man, that’s yoga fugly.

by raven! August 1, 2019

Laughter Yoga

Laughing in a group. Starting as fake laughter and building into real laughter.

Possible side effects include: reduced stress, better wellbeing, reduce heart issues, reduced anxiety and depression, also a natural painkiller.

We went to the laughter yoga session and pissed ourselves laughing.

by Joey true heir to the throne April 19, 2019

Yoga Cat

It is a cat that started doing yoga as a kitten or a cat that started doing yoga as a hobby

Ron: Jennifer... Your cat is doing yoga again..
Jennifer: and?
Ron: He's on top of the fridge...
Jennifer: WHAT, tell that little sh*t to get down right now!
*cat continues to do yoga*
Ron: please get down, I know you are a yoga cat but get down
*cat starts to look down at Ron*

by PandaIsExist May 15, 2020

Yoga Ball

The holy item that is held by the second last dungeon guardian, snake/serpent boss Russel. You can find the yoga ball within the dungeon's last structure "Oliver's room" and can be fought over for in the closet. The Yoga Ball, used in Russel's hand as his main weapon can be dropped within the 6.99 - 911% drop rate range. Stats: | Attack Power = ∞ | Speed = ∞ | Weight = 0.3kgs | Magic Power = 69 000 000 | Rarity = SS+ (Super Sex) | Side Bonus = Grants the user the most powerful item in the game for Melee, Ranged and Arcane attacks. Buffs all accessories and provides various damage, defence and speed multipliers. Deals instant damage, wounding damage as well as damage, speed and defence debuffs for opponent dealt damage to. Allows super bounce motions for movement speed, attack speed, melee attacks and ranged attacks. Can be used in armour slot for ∞ protection | "The most sex item any mortal can wield. It is as soft as Russel's fat and is as bouncy as the air track. You are truly overpowered and now ready to fight the unholy entity himself . . . Gustoplolis Prime." You can get all the girls with this super sex item.

Dhar Mann: "NOOOO HE'S USING THE YOGA BALL! PLEASE RUSSEL DON'T RAPE ME!!!"
*Random player*: "Ohhhh he has the yoga ball. He's so hot he's even wearing Zara."
Leonardo Pecunha: "Man, this is how you become a champion."

Use the yoga ball to bum fuck all your enemies off the map

by Rotha8807 September 9, 2021

Dope yoga

When someone is on dope and takes a little nap while in a strange position.

Mike was on the floor, in the middle of the kitchen doing dope yoga last n8ght.

by Catiebugg July 24, 2023

Yoga Aroma

The collaborative scent of the relations between a wet dog and wet cat on a particularly hot day.

I was immediately hit with a waft of yoga aroma as i walked into that establishment.

by Aneeda Beaverhausen January 17, 2017