good yard

Goodnight/goodbye mutha fucka. Used only when one is plastered beyond belief.

Happy trails, and GOOD YARD, my fine feathered friend.

by artist3095 September 16, 2015

yard tard

people who are fans of pro-wrestling and they and other friends simulate the moves they see on either a trampoline or mattress.
the "tard" part is used because it is seen as a stupid act and it is illegal.

"Oh my gosh, those yard tards are gonna get hurt doing that."

by Dan Oberg July 11, 2004

yard candy

Items such as yard decor, flowers or furniture that add color to an outdoor landscape.

Who planted the red flower bulbs; nice yard candy!

by R.A. Finn September 8, 2006

yardrat

An unskilled individual tending to lawn chores to make a living. A typical trait of a yardrat is performing crappy work while charging unjustifiable prices.

Damn YARDRAT, why you be pouring more salt? You done already made me broke!

by A yardrat February 16, 2008

yard friend

Someone you are good enough friends with to invite to a party on your lawn but not close enough with to want them inside your home.

Ron: "Is Jerry coming out with us tonight? I saw him earlier today and he wanted to chill"
Tom: "Jerry? Fuck no, that guys just a yard friend"

by SlopEJ August 21, 2013

yardifact

the small lost or discarded things you find in your front or back yard. Old pennies, cloudy pieces of glass, rusted nails, broken sun bleached kids toys. Like an archeologist who discovers fossils or ancient artifacts. A Yardifact is evidence of your yards historical record.

Nick: Hey Brooke. Check out this 1952 penny Yardifact I found digging in your backyard.

Brooke: The people who owned this house 50 years ago were all like, "Where's my penny?".

by N. Carlone. March 7, 2014

yardarse

The sudden urge to take a shit just before decorating a train in the yard.

Excuse me gents. I sense a case of yardarse coming on. *slips off sock*

by Eddie Lama September 4, 2022