Ya Mum's Ya Dad 

retarded answer to any questions you cant or dont want to answer
kinda like answering with ya mum buts it gives you autism

Me: "Do you watch scat porn?"
Friend: "Ya mum's ya dad"

Ya Mum's Ya Dad by cancerious fucker May 27, 2017

Ya Mum Gey 

Ya Mum Gey means your mom is acting super horny towards other moms and she is lesbian

Gamer: Ya Mum Gey

You: What!
Gamer: I saw your mom fingering herself in the corner while watching lesbian porn

Ya Mum Gey by BigHi123 June 13, 2018

Ya mum's your dads aunty 

When you would like to annoy someone its polite to let them know that there mum's their dads aunty.

Hey Tom guess what ? Ya mum's your dads aunty

Ya mum's your dads aunty by TheCluck June 5, 2019

ya mum's dead 

The act of having ya mum dead.

Hey James, Ya mum's dead.

ya mum's dead by El Stinko February 15, 2005

ya mum's ya dad 

ya mum's ya dad

ya mum's ya dad

ya mum's ya dad by reuben herdbeurger October 16, 2020

YA mum gay 

A very original insult

Man1: ya mum gay
Man2: which one

YA mum gay by nessa is papa November 21, 2018

ya mum is a banana 

when ya mum is a banana

fred: ya mum is an gay
bob: ya mum is a banana
fred: how daf did you know
*bob eats banana*
fred: your a jerk off
*bob blows up*

ya mum is a banana by banana1783 June 9, 2018