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Alabama Ball Wrangle

1) the gay version of the the Alabama crab dangle

2) a sex act where the 1st male standing with his hands pressed firmly agents the wall for leverage, and the 2nd male enters the anus of the 1st male spins himself upside down he hooks his heels under the 1st males armpit he curls himself up and under the 1st males body and presses his lips firmly over the 1st males nuttsack cuppingly and hovers him till they both reach climax

if jack'in it is added then thats called the Pinocchio dilemma or Pinocchio twist the full act is known as Pinocchio's dilemma or Alabama Ball Wrangle with a Pinocchio twist
holy shit Majidah and Dante fell through the plate glass window attempting the reverse Alabama Ball Wrangle with a Pinocchio twist her strap-on got stuck inside of him when she landed ass over spinal cord, emergency had to cut her free and surgically remove it from his anus, the whole block was out, that chick ant never gonna live that shit down its on youtube search powerquee and you'll see it // ASS FUNNY!!!
by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
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cart wrangler

A grocery store employee whose job is to corral shopping carts from the parking lot into a designated cart area. Their jobs are rather harsh, especially in areas with extreme climates.
Mike is a cart wrangler over at Publix. Sucks for him.
by Emily June 20, 2006
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Butt Wrangler

A guy that would rather have anal sex with his girl instead of penetrating her vagina. Butt wranglers are often former prison inmates, are closely related to former prison inmates, or are gay guys who have yet to figure out that they are gay.
That butt wrangler had the town's most fuckable girl until she got rid of him after he ripped her anal cavity from all the poop chute love that he would insist upon.
by President Pooper Scooper April 29, 2012
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meatball wrangler

Ilix is a meatball wrangler.

Ilix: cy--
cy: stfu you God damn meatball wrangling ass pirate
by cycicle July 1, 2006
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hoe wrangler

Noun:

1. A pimp's right hand man
2. One who gathers and then herds prostitutes back to the pimp lair.
3. One who assists with the game of another "player"
Up until he got a girlfriend, Mike was the best hoe wrangler around.
by deanergt July 17, 2006
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rod wrangler

one who gathers male genitalias for self pleasure
(tod) "bro, you up for some lazer tag?"
(steave) "no! you rod wrangler!
by flo-tron February 20, 2009
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wranglers

denim jeans, usually tight on men
he got on some wranglers
by slimrare April 9, 2004
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