The Woodlands

The Woodlands is made up of mainly scene kids, skater, gangsters, anime freaks and preps, that's about it. There's a REALLY ghetto part, where Wilkerson Intermediate and Knox Junior High schools are, and then it's also home to one of the top 2 schools in the nation, College Park. Everyone hangs out at the mall and a LOT of people live in appartments. There's a mix of very low class people and extremely high class. It's not exactly a great place to visit if you're a tourist but living here is tight. everywhere you go youll see atleast one scene person. If you wear a lot of abercrombie or hollister you're considered a whore. Girls lose their virginity when they're 14. Other namesare: Weedlands, Hoodlands.

Man, that Rachel girl is such a whore! Ever since she moved to The Woodlands she's fucked every guy in the school.

I know! I heard she had sex with Harris last night, and right after that, Ryan!

What a slut.

The Woodlands by McCulloughKid June 27, 2009

The Woodlands

Town full of Rich Assholes who fuck their little sisters friends nightly. Where all kids have been drunk and/or high by the age of 12. Where FUCK UPS go to feel cool. The Highschool has everything and is full of arrogant bitches that dont know how to actually do things for themselves, instead of other people doing stuff for them, Known for failing TAKS, and worst scores in Texas on the ACT/SAT. Basicly a bunch of RICH, DUMB AS ALL FUCK, SPOILED, DICK LOVING CUM SWAPPERS that originally settled in the same area so they can they can get high and suck each others dicks nightly.

(Your Driving and some dick cuts you off in a BMW)

"Boy what da fuck? This aint the Woodlands!"

The Woodlands by Woodlands can suck my fat dick April 8, 2009

The Woodlands

The most ghetto town in the world

man its like the woodlands here

The Woodlands by poop1232352 March 23, 2011

woodlands 

Woodlands is near Verhood and is famously renowned as the home of The Mad Dog Lady!

If you think Verhood is shit, you’ve never been to Woodlands!

woodlands by Ken Badger March 15, 2018

Woodlands ring sec 

woodlands ring sec is not a good school. Many gangster wannabe. Some gangster even shout so loud ( I thot the school was on fire ). Gangster wannabes always use phones in the toilet. Speaking of toilets, the toilets have shit at the side or on the wallls. Idk wat are the cleaners are doing. School is very poor. tables and chairs are all old and in bad condition. Do not have lifts so we have to walk up the stairs everyday. The art room is very old and dusty. Most of the Teachers are fine but ONE of them is very unreasonable, also known as the Karen. The canteen food is very expensive and unhygienic. Most of the food have ants ( there was once with cockroach) I love the chicken rice stall. there are aircons which are displayed. ( never once on ) even though school is poor but the teacher are rich 💰💵. Carpark are full of luxury cars ( have Aston Martin )

food in woodlands ring sec tastes good.

try eating it and hope you can still come to school tomorrow :)

Woodlands ring sec by chickennuggetisgood August 24, 2021

Woodlane Plaza 

Where good dreams go to die, are brought back to life, shot, re-animated, sent to a four year college, shot again, sent back to the Woodlane Plaza, then the dream's entrails are dragged across the constantly in ill-repair parking lot, then just when you think hope has come along and something good is going to happen ... you realize you're never getting out of the ghetto ... I mean Woodlane Plaza alive.

I was going to be a successful doctor ... then I got a part time job working in The Woodlane Plaza.

Woodlane Plaza by CaptainSuperhero December 20, 2010

woolanda 

Your woo chick

Ay yo shawty u my woolanda

woolanda by Woolanda October 14, 2020