shit wise

Smart but dumb in the same time.

In reality many people are shit wise today.

by lazypast33 May 21, 2015

Wise Man

When you have a caffeine drink and weed together to get amped up for the day.

Rob started getting that 2:30 feeling so he had a Wise Man

by Darfyjones June 17, 2017

Wise-Ass

Wise-Ass is a way of life. It's a multi-faceted 'experience-brand' that currently focuses on unique, witty t-shirts and fashion apparel. it's complimented by exceptional events throughout the country and run by some of the coolest chicks you'll ever meet.

www.wise-ass.com

Are you a Wise-Ass? check out: www.wise-ass.com to find out.

Wise-ism #246: When traveling to a foreign country, don't celebrate your patriotism by rocking old school american flag t-shirts and ripped levis. Only a Wise-Ass would do that.

by Jillian M. Kelleher August 25, 2006

Paskin the wise

fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!!! p.s also is very wise

Tom Paskin

by H + C March 13, 2004

Wise Dogg

somebody who is wise often
e.g. a wise cunt

Ryan Graham
Svet Duric
Pete todorov
Mcfaarland
Mcgee

and etc

are all wise dogg(s)

by Svet Duric August 10, 2009

Wise VA

Wise Va........ Totally fucked! Full of depression and hillbilly heroin. The best part of Wise is leaving 🤘

Hey man did you get to eat at Dairy Barn while you were in Wise Va? ......... What the fuck is Dairy Barn and why did I see a fair worker trying to eat a nerd rope out of your asshole while ain't coalminer's daughter?

by D!ck Hurtz March 14, 2021

counter-wise

Contrary to ones way of thinking; against there better judgement

Counter-wise to Jack's hate of The Beatles, he decided to give them a listen.

by Jack Wyner November 21, 2016