verb; paying 5 or more midgets, or smaller people, to be covered in chocolate ( preferable hershys ), while they gangbang an unsuspecting friend.
I finally got back at mary, i gave her the good old The Willy Wonka, and caught it all on tape.
Damned bitch never saw it coming.
Damned bitch never saw it coming.
by ironicall aint it November 28, 2007
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"Willy" is a term used in polite conversation instead of "penis". It is also a term used by kids.
The word, Willy, implies the penis in a flaccid state unless it is explicitly stated otherwise. By using the term "willy" it desexualises the male member and allows one to talk about cocks while your mother, wife, or grandmother is listening. Anyone older than this will need to be reminded what a willy is. Women use the term in front of males because they dont want to seem slutty by calling it a stonker, a beaver basher, or a tool.
The word, Willy, implies the penis in a flaccid state unless it is explicitly stated otherwise. By using the term "willy" it desexualises the male member and allows one to talk about cocks while your mother, wife, or grandmother is listening. Anyone older than this will need to be reminded what a willy is. Women use the term in front of males because they dont want to seem slutty by calling it a stonker, a beaver basher, or a tool.
Go and put some clothes on, Auntie Jane will be here soon and you dont want your cousin, Lucy, to see your willy do you ?
At the comedown party:
Oh wow until last night I had no idea how small my willy could get after dropping a mountain of pills - thats the first time i had to rummage around looking for it
girls gathering (boyfriend discussion)
I had to ditch him, he had a small willy and he never knew what to do with it. 1 out of two would have been sufficient.
Mom should I go to the doctor, my willy has turned green
thats funny I took a green pen that was leaking out of your trousers that were in the wash
At the comedown party:
Oh wow until last night I had no idea how small my willy could get after dropping a mountain of pills - thats the first time i had to rummage around looking for it
girls gathering (boyfriend discussion)
I had to ditch him, he had a small willy and he never knew what to do with it. 1 out of two would have been sufficient.
Mom should I go to the doctor, my willy has turned green
thats funny I took a green pen that was leaking out of your trousers that were in the wash
by stiffybabe December 12, 2007
Get the willy mug.Term originated in Northern England used to describe a shrunken, flacid penis due to taking ecstasy or other amphetamines. Usually only lasts while user is under the influence of the substance taken, and usually goes away once the penis is stimulated.
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Get the Willy Wonka mug.Another way of saying going commando (for a male). Willy means dick. Your dick and balls are freely hanging when you go commando.
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Get the Free Willy mug.This is when a male stands naked with his legs spread and thrusts in a forward and backwards motion making his spam dagger slap against his bare skin. This is often used as a dance of celebration and joy.
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