Floating Hotdogs is a mood or a feeling you get when you are single or recently broken up with someone and you are looking for an another partner but there’s no option or no chance with you being with someone. While you’re having no chance with anyone and spending your time all alone being a sad fuck. All your friends are fucking, making out, touching each other and loving each other. And plus your good looking friend is starting to get more attention by the other gender. While you sit there looking like a potato. And to make things worse your ex could be flirting with other guys and getting more touchy and having more fun compared to you being with your ex.
To make things short, The emotion Floating Hotdogs is caused by you being a antisocial bitch and having no chance with someone while you see your friends in love.
Closest emotions to Floating Hotdogs might include Sad, Jealousy, Heartbroken, Hating yourself, Feeling like you’re not good enough, Looking for love, Forever alone, Still a virgin and Feeling like a potato
To make things short, The emotion Floating Hotdogs is caused by you being a antisocial bitch and having no chance with someone while you see your friends in love.
Closest emotions to Floating Hotdogs might include Sad, Jealousy, Heartbroken, Hating yourself, Feeling like you’re not good enough, Looking for love, Forever alone, Still a virgin and Feeling like a potato
by Doctor Goose April 29, 2019
Farting into your cupped hand and then quickly placing it over your friends mouth and nose. You can also blow it from your hand onto their face like blowing a kiss.
by kombatmuldoon January 29, 2014
The Provo Float is in-between the Provo Push and a Provo Soak. Instead of having intercourse, your boner only slides on the outside of the vagina never entering it. After you get so chafed from doing the provo push you move to the next level which is the Provo Float. You don't put it in, it just floats on top or she floats on top of you. Also called outercourse. The verb is called floating.
Guy: "Bro you were with that freshman girl all night... did you have sex?"
Provo All Star: "Na man I have morals. We just did the Provo Float"
Provo All Star: "Na man I have morals. We just did the Provo Float"
by THEProvoAllStar April 24, 2012
by dqbiz November 05, 2014
by The Hot Tub Tag Team October 25, 2010
Dude, I just got a text to go to a Flick and Float... whats that?
Its when you jack off in a pool and your cum floats to the surface.
Dude who wants to go to that
Its when you jack off in a pool and your cum floats to the surface.
Dude who wants to go to that
by Pinkpolarbeat August 31, 2010
A toothpick in/with a cup of water. The sign of a cheap date. This is an older term from the midwest, ask your parents.
by Matthew T. Green August 30, 2005