wikitruth

truth which has been edited to suit the taste of the majority. aka 'majority truth'. Spawned by the popularity of user-edited sites such as wikipedia, wherein users can edit history as they please, the information remaining so long as others agree with them. consequently historical truth is altered to form 'wikitruth'.

wikitruth will result in a world where nobody knows the facts.

by Judge Fudge September 10, 2008

Nintova's Wiitness

Group of japanese people (usually two) who come to your door holding they're Worshiping Idol Item (more commonly known as a Wii) trying to encourage others to join their religion. Once you open the door, they automatically cast their spell on you by reciting the magical words: "We would like tplay." If you are not fast enough to close the door, you'll soon find yourself playing a game with 3 other people (who may or you may or may not know, you won't care either way) as the two Japanese men sit in the corner with evil grins upon their faces filled with the sense of the knowledge; they got you. Then they disappear without a trace, on to search for their next victim.

Signs of an oncoming Nintova's wiitness visit include:

-Strange banjo music playing from an unknown source
-Everyone in the house (all four of you) gathering in front of the door to answer it

Things that will increase your susceptibility:

-Being a member of a family of four
-Having 3 other multi-cultural friends
-Just having four people being in the general area

To avoid:

-When opening the door yell: "NO NINTOVA'S WITNESS!" and run like the dickens. Turn off all lights and hide in a corner until sunrise (even if the sun is already out).
-Some people will say that assuming the fetal position is also helpful, but "experts" claim there is no conclusive evidence of this
-Also do not share hiding spaces. It makes the fear into a more concentrated substance. (They can taste your fear)

*doorbell rings*

*Member of multi-cultural group of four opens the door*

Japanese dude: "We would like to pl-"

Member of multi-cultural group of four: "NO NINTOVA'S WIITNESS!"

*Slams door as everyone picks different corners and waits until dawn*

by dbn June 9, 2007

wiitard

An insulting name for a Nintendo fanboy. Derived from combining "Wii" and "retard."

Fanboy: NINTENDO INVENTED INNOVATION AND GAMEPLAY X360 PS3 SUCK
Normal person: Don't these wiitards ever shut up?

by Space Whale! May 9, 2006

wiggity-whack

Similar to wiggity wack, except cooler. Because it has a "-". And everyone knows girls love guys who punctuate their slang properly.

"Jamal is wiggity-wack" is much more kickass than just "Jamal is wiggity whack"

by chyclonda January 3, 2005

Wightman

Name of someone whom is seen as god like to both sex's, ie Girls and Women.n Someone everyone has great admiration for and respect.

I love Wightman

by David Carmichael June 23, 2003

Wingit

Is when you have to preform some required task, but you have not prepared or practiced for the required action.

Example getting up to do a university presentation without having any notes or visual aids.

Wow man you did a great preso.
Thanks i Wingit every time.

by *Mad-Maco* August 10, 2009

wikitrail

Wikitrail (n). A method of web surfing in which one opens Wikipedia to an interesting topic, and then follows interesting links to other wikipedia pages from there, recursively.

"I wanted to go to bed early last night, but I got stuck on a wikitrail and stayed up till four"

by KingPingPong2000 February 4, 2008