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"WIFEY (why-fee) n - A female entitled to call his phone any time of the day or night, make herself at home at his home, occupy his free time, keep him out of trouble, defend him at all times even when he's not around! (and vice versa), make sure he's happy (because he does the same for her), have all of his attention.
TRANSLATION>>> The one that ALL the girls love to HATE!!
Thats my wifey, I'm never letting her go.
wifey by the best wifey January 27, 2008

Wiffenated 

To be utterly, and royally screwed by an incompetent co-worker.

Specifically, a middle-aged woman who has no workable skills except hovering and lacking common sense. They also lack the ability to distinguish between Skim and Soy milk.
"Who am I working with this morning?"

-Mary.

"Oh man, I have been WIFFENATED!"
Wiffenated by I smell Wiff. January 27, 2009
The use of an airline's Wi-Fi hotspot while in-flight.
I am wiflying while formulating this definition
Wiflying by canesWin July 25, 2009

wiffle monster 

A vagina of unusually large size and extreme hairiness, sometimes accompanied by teeth.
Woman No. 1: "Gertrude sure has lost a lot of weight lately."

Woman No. 2: "Yeah, but she still has a wiffle monster."
wiffle monster by vogonjoe March 19, 2014
a woman webmaster who considers herself at times married to her work.
The web wifey did a great job on that web site.
web wifey by the web wifey October 13, 2008

diddle-wiff 

When you finger a woman, then proceed to rub your fingers under a friends nose
John just diddle-wiffed me and now my nose smells of vagina
diddle-wiff by Kcasllab October 5, 2010