Skip to main content

Tea Whoopi-Goldberg

Lady of the house: "Would you like a cup of Tea?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Whoopi-Goldberg!"
LOTH "Sorry"
Builder "No need to apologise, I understand that the middle class is xenophobic and forgive your ignorance. "
LOTH "That's OK, my husband is working away this week..."
Builder "So the bedroom light bulb needs changing and you can't reach?"
by crispindry July 19, 2009
mugGet the Tea Whoopi-Goldbergmug.

New Zealand Whoopie Cushion

When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.
I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The three men are then so amazed by my execution of the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion that they applaud me and leave.
by Flynny500 June 2, 2011
mugGet the New Zealand Whoopie Cushionmug.

New Zealand Whoopie Cushion

When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.
I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The New Zealand Whoopie Cushion strikes again.
by Flynny500 June 2, 2011
mugGet the New Zealand Whoopie Cushionmug.

West Virginia Whoopie Coushion

Verb. The action of blowing air into your partners asshole and having them fart in your face
My girlfriend let me give her a West Virginia Whoopie Coushion last night.
by Pappy07 January 18, 2016
mugGet the West Virginia Whoopie Coushionmug.

Whoopie-pushin’

When a female queefs while having sex and you continuously push the right spot over and over so that she queefs consecutively
Bro, last night night after I got that McDonald’s worker’s number, I took her home an was Whoopie-pushin’ her all night man!
by YaBoiiChach May 13, 2022
mugGet the Whoopie-pushin’mug.

Rocking the Whoopi

When you no longer have eyebrows, either because you were born without them, have trichotillomania and picked them out, or are a true freak like Whoopi Goldberg and find the shaved eyebrow look aesthetically pleasing.
Eric: Did you hear about the bet between Steve and Joe?

Josh: Yeah and clearly Steve lost because he's the one rocking the Whoopi.
by MaJitters August 14, 2011
mugGet the Rocking the Whoopimug.

Whoopie Cushion

When a man scissors a woman and puts his asshole up to her vagina and farts, and then she queefs it out.
“Dude, last night I gave Madison the Whoopie Cushion”
by TheLastVirginOnVenus October 26, 2017
mugGet the Whoopie Cushionmug.

Share this definition