Lady of the house: "Would you like a cup of Tea?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Whoopi-Goldberg!"
LOTH "Sorry"
Builder "No need to apologise, I understand that the middle class is xenophobic and forgive your ignorance. "
LOTH "That's OK, my husband is working away this week..."
Builder "So the bedroom light bulb needs changing and you can't reach?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Whoopi-Goldberg!"
LOTH "Sorry"
Builder "No need to apologise, I understand that the middle class is xenophobic and forgive your ignorance. "
LOTH "That's OK, my husband is working away this week..."
Builder "So the bedroom light bulb needs changing and you can't reach?"
by crispindry July 19, 2009
Get the Tea Whoopi-Goldbergmug. When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.
I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The three men are then so amazed by my execution of the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion that they applaud me and leave.
by Flynny500 June 2, 2011
Get the New Zealand Whoopie Cushionmug. When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.
I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The New Zealand Whoopie Cushion strikes again.
by Flynny500 June 2, 2011
Get the New Zealand Whoopie Cushionmug. by Pappy07 January 18, 2016
Get the West Virginia Whoopie Coushionmug. When you get your significant other to blow into your ass and without moving fart back into her mouth , repeat process
demarkusaun:What did you do last night with klushaundra?
Demandre: you ever heard of the Southern Whoopie Cushion?
Demandre: you ever heard of the Southern Whoopie Cushion?
by luckyman91 January 10, 2019
Get the Southern Whoopie cushionmug. by TheMattress May 26, 2025
Get the Belgian Whoopie Cushionmug. Having an exceptionally "smart" look on your face after doing something dumb, like the goofy old 70s nigger cartoons.
She was amused at the whoopy-look on Beth's face after being caught in a lie.
by Rome is King April 29, 2024
Get the whoopy-lookmug.