Fizzle-whacker

A way to properly describe an elf prostitute. These are the sleezy, greasy sex loving machines of the North Pole. They particularly enjoy cum guzzling and anal beads. If you’re looking for a slippery slope to “sled” down then go to craigslist to find the nearest fizzle-whacker.

Brad went to the North Pole last week to partake in the art of the fizzle-whacker.

by SlopTopMop January 20, 2019

Cracker whacker

Someone who has sexual intercourse exclusively with Caucasian’s

“You’re a night rider” “shutup, you’re a cracker whacker”

by Stellerszells March 15, 2018

billy whacker

A very long and loud fart. The kind that grumbles.

I just woke up my wife with a billy whacker to the face!

by Bomahker March 16, 2018

back-whacker

A person in tight public spaces that seemingly has forgotten they have a back-pack on and whack everybody else with it.

Explaining why your coffee is all over you rather than inside you:
"I got caught by a back-whacker on the bus"

by ...JK February 1, 2017

Weiner Whacker

A person who whacks their weiner forcefully.

Tommy your such a WEINER WHACKER.

by Wenis Whacker123 October 10, 2008

Weed Whacker

A person that masturbates while high

I don't like smoking with Henri. I got him stoned and he began to furiously masturbate. What a weed whacker.

by PsychedelicTaco October 3, 2015

Weed Whacker

A person who decided to make a poor life choice by smoking weed known by cops as Marijuana then immediately afterward beat their meat, therefore, coining the phrase weed whacker

"Person 1: Bro after dinner you wanna go be weed whackers?
Person 2: Hell no. Because I'm not an idiot.

by SaberToothBraden October 17, 2018