Welcome to world

1- Getting pwned by anyone or anything in real life.

Scott: Man I cant believe that stacy went around and told everyone I had a small penis
Zach: Yeah man, Welcome to world.
Scott: STFU

by Anal-Lingus May 30, 2009

Warm welcome

A sexual act where during a 69 session, the male farts and then uses his leg to put his partner into a headlock forcing her/him to bask in the sulphuric glory that is his flatulence. This preferably happens under a blanket

I gave my wife a warm welcome last night, and now she wants a divorce.

by You bee itches May 09, 2019

Welcome device

A poor generic cheap device (often straight from china). They often boot with a screen saying 'welcome' and come with poor specs. Can be found on wish or aliexpress

Person 1: I got a new smartphone for only $50
Person 2: Yuck, is that a welcome device

by dankm3m3rzz August 17, 2021

Welcome To Bangkok

Its A icelandic word meaning:"Go Fuck You Mother"
Yes...Welcome to Bangkok Means Go fuck ur mother.....

idk abt backround info srry ;)

*Reporter:Welcome to Bangkok
*Bjork:*go fuck your self.
Bjork:Attacks
*Reporter:what did i say?

by An Typical Iphone 5s July 23, 2022

royal welcome

When a new fish gets raped on his first day in prison.

Verne gave poor cyril the royal welcome, cyril will never be the same again, first time he was raped.

by jonbatz December 11, 2015

V Welcome

V Welcome is a slang term for vagina welcome. This term is used before a sexual action involving vaginal penetration as a term of consent. This term can also be used as a term of endearment.

V welcome and prepared for you baby

by Oxford university Science lab January 10, 2021

Welcome home

Welcome Home! Is the greeting you'll hear upon arriving at a Rainbow Gathering.

Welcome Home, family!

by Needreba October 30, 2019