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weetabix

An imported breakfast cereal coming from England, but designed in Australia, specifically as revenge for the Revolutionary War and the War of 1812 in a subtle sneak attack by those underhanded tea drinkers!

Essentially looking and tasting IMO like cornflakes and caked together in like the bricks you'll be laying or rather pardon me... the big brown niagra falls that will be trickling down your legs within hours of consumption, you're spastic talking starfish will say an ass prayer to the porcelain god, soon to be porcelain menace, in the attempt to expunge the evil from your body.

Clever, but not unknown as a fact that it alongside Dulcolax, Senekots, White Castle "slider" hamburgers, Red Lobster crab cakes, fiber tablets, Fiber One Bars, Fiber One Yogurt, prune juice, or half my mother's cooking will be 100% garaunteed to blow your brown eye out of commission!
Goddammit Arthur, why the fuck of all the things you're country gave us it had to be weetabix? More like shit-a-brix
by Jack694 December 5, 2009
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oh weest

Short expression to show disinterest (1), disbelief (2), complexity (3) or amusement (4).
(1)
A: Check out my new 4th exhaust pipe
B: oh weest
(2)
A: This is the most insane shit, one pure cristall
B: oh weest
(3)
A: Oh weest, the stellar vault is more complicated to understand than you might think
(4)
A: Geez, it’s only 3:00 pm and we’re drunk already
B: oh weest
by checolux January 16, 2007
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weedtarded

Referring to someone who has been smoking weed and is acting retarted, hence the word Weedtarded
Man Marc was being Weedtarded last night
by Andrew June 18, 2004
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WEEDTARD

WEEDTARD WEEDTARD'ation
PotHead/ one who smoke's ALOT OF Marijuana
by WEEDTARD March 9, 2004
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Weerzy

Veronica follows us everywhere! She's such a wearsie!
by J Crenner January 7, 2004
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Weet-Bik

Sorry Matt, there is only 1 Weet-Bik left in the Weet-Bix Box.
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weeit

A dumb, uncoordinated, ogre-like creature that is a descendant of the Weeitsaurus. Is prone to falling out of bed. Roughly 8 feet 11 inches tall. There is only one known in existence. Resides in Bethel Park. Has three guard dogs that do nothing but eat food. Lives in a castle. Eats fist when confused, to prevent saying something stupid. Derp.
*LOUD BANG*

Ken: What the fuck was that?

Brain: Oh, I guess the Weeit fell out of bed, again.

Ken: He's such an oaf.
by Brain202 January 1, 2011
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