weepii

weepii is a cute expression when a person is happy for something.

e.g. I got accepted into Harvard, WEEPII!

by omalfi April 28, 2009

weeping job

when a girl gives a guy a blow job and loves dick so much that she actually cries of joy

my girl friend gave me a weeping job cause she says my dick tastes like an arnold palmer

by grandmasterahole June 1, 2010

Weeping snowman

to cry while masturbating followed by wiping semen in your eyes.

after Sams recent break up, he was sad so he gave himself a weeping snowman.

by douche74477777722228844848ffd April 14, 2011

Wempty

Feeling of extreme sadness. Most likely caused from failing to get laid. Saddest word in the dictionary. Empty with a W.

Steve didn't get laid last night, therefore he is extremely wempty.
"How'd it go with Caroline last night?" "All I got was a three hour handjob. I'm so fucking wempty."
"Put on some mariachi, all this dubstep is getting me super wempty.

by Dr. Wempty April 27, 2013

Weepedemic

The outbreak of unnecessary sadness amongst teenagers who think they know what fucking real suffering is at all!

Mainly ravages the Emo jackoff community.

Brian: This Weepedemic is causing a real crysis amongst those dirty Emo's.

by Uncool Mikey March 23, 2017

weeping wank

Wanking someone off till they cry, or wanking yourself till you cry

Jeff felt so emotional that he had himself a weeping wank

by Rainbowmaid321 June 10, 2017

Weedpits

Ok so weedpits is when you smoke some weed, more like a lot of weed, for at least 47 hours and then you don’t shower at all. It smells like hay.

Does anyone have any old spice? I have the weedpits.

by dorksgetlaid2 June 15, 2019