weed

a gift from god, smoke it at 4:20, you will laugh a lot when your using it, you eat a fuck load, heaven

bob marley is the weed king son

by peps3 April 30, 2006

Weeding

1. A gathering amongst people (whether it be friends, family, peers, or just acquaintances) to smoke marijuana.
2. A sesh

hey t-dub, u gunna make it to the weeding tonight?

by Hella Ripped September 21, 2007

weed

the best plant ever. dont call it a drug its not its a plant. people say its a drug cause they wanna keep it illegal. i doesnt kill u and it doesnt make u kill other people so who gives a fuck. the only people who dont like it are the ones who have never tried it. the only thing i dont like about it are the prices its ridiculous where i am $10 a dime for the middie shz. but w/e it chills me out. once a person is high its the best time to talk to cause they're chilled enough to listen and unlike with alcohol will eventually remember what u said. also how often to u hear of car crashes with high drivers almost never because after smoke time comes chill time and after chill time its snack time ha bitch. no one likes driving high its too much work. chill out smoke a couple blunts its only illegal if u get caught. enjoy life and live while u can

stoner1: pass that shit man before u kill it
stoner2: damn that weed is good. chronic?

by ifeellikedying August 20, 2008

weed

It makes this world we live in simpler and more pleasurable.

It is a miricale plant that does less damage to your body then alcohol and cigarettes.

You cannot become addicted to it like you can to coke, meth, cigarettes or alcohol and has never caused anybody to O.D. or die EVER.

The only reason it is illegal is because our government would rather us become addicted to other substances such as cigarettes or alcohol so we keep buying them and putting money in there pockets.

Lets smoke some weed and get away from some of our problems.

by MRstone August 29, 2009

weed

weed is what i need and so do you we'll pack it up till its full and hit that shit more than a few we'll be so high talk we'll this like and laugh all damn night

trying i'm to straight talk

by you drink pp March 27, 2003

weeds

the stupid things that grow in your grass and make it look like a poor persons lawn.

i hate these fuckin weeds!

by diseased sheep September 5, 2005

weeding

plucking the hairs from your girl's vagina, especially while high

A: Thanks for weeding me last night.
B: Wait, I weeded you? I thought those were twizzlers.

by Blafucock March 15, 2011