A person who rarely bathes and hangs out in The Wedge on Friday nights. Other than that, they can usually be found in the octawedge in the campus center.
by Howard Assmunch February 06, 2005
The don himself. This guy runs the place, Dan the Man used to be his sex slave, but quit to work for SideburnZ. Overall Wedge can be summed up in six and a half words.
He is really great at doing Sta.... (I did say a half didn't I)
He is really great at doing Sta.... (I did say a half didn't I)
by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004
by Matthew Friesen November 11, 2007
by Lindsay Crofton May 15, 2007
a. when two or more of your friends (or even strangers) are talking, and you come up between them and insert yourself in the conversation
b. when you are in a conversation and say something really awkward and the conversation stops because you can't say anything else
b. when you are in a conversation and say something really awkward and the conversation stops because you can't say anything else
a. "Did you see how Jenny just came up and started talking to us? She's such a conversation wedge."
b. Person A: "Yeah so I was at my dad's girlfriend's place, and all I could notice was how she left her clothes everywhere!"
Person B: "I love smelling underwear."
Person A: "That's awkward. Why do you always have to create a conversation wedge?"
b. Person A: "Yeah so I was at my dad's girlfriend's place, and all I could notice was how she left her clothes everywhere!"
Person B: "I love smelling underwear."
Person A: "That's awkward. Why do you always have to create a conversation wedge?"
by rentaninja May 12, 2011
Someone who looks good from a long distance away, but upon closer inspection, is ugly. Like a sand wedge, good from 75 yards.
by PlayoffBeard November 26, 2011
1. Pouring a lukewarm beer down buddy's backside then giving them a wedgie.
2. When you have a wedgie & there's all sorts of nastiness.
3. Wet-undie wedgie
2. When you have a wedgie & there's all sorts of nastiness.
3. Wet-undie wedgie
by Markstache July 14, 2017