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Wax Wizard

A messiah of waxing one's ass.
Julie: Rob is definitely the wax wizard! That's the best sex I've ever had!
by csampzbaby April 7, 2009
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turtle wax

A term used to describe someone who waxes, or appears to wax, their pubic hair.
It's as smooth as a tortoise's shell down there - I just got me a turtle wax!
by Jazzual December 18, 2012
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dead wax

the area on vinyl records between the last 'band'/track on the record and the label, varies greatly from one record company to the other, regarding value as well as quantity of useful information. The dead wax data on the products of smaller labels are often written manually, i.e. by hand.
I bought 12inch record but half of it is dead wax! It has only two tracks, the rest of it is blank, dead wax!
by Peter Gatys December 29, 2008
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Wash and Wax

A "Wash and Wax"
The person who wants to receive, lays down between the two providers
The first person urinates on the person laying between the two. They will focus on one specific area. Say the face or chest.

After the first person finishes the wash, they will make way for the second person, whos job is quite difficult, as they need to ejaculate on the exact same spot as the first person pissed and on command. That's the wax.

If there are more people in the wash and wax position, that's called a "Car Wash". Back in the fifties, it was called an "autowash"...but that term fell out of favor, except amongst the boomers.
"Hey, so if I understand tonight's festivities, it's you Steve and me. Steve is really hot for a wash and wax. If we can manage to convince John, Bob and Hector, I say we go ahead and surprise Steve with a Car Wash"
by Bloodybunny August 26, 2022
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turtle wax

The act of ejaculating in someone's helmet while it is left unattended, then getting them to place it on their head. A practical joke particular to the military.
Joe left his helmet in the truck so I rubbed one out in it then he put it on, it was the perfect turtle wax.
by Aco FIST October 22, 2013
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wax a chuckie

The daughter on the Real Housewives of New Jersey is going to beauty school just to learn how to wax a chuckie!
by C.Lit June 3, 2009
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wax poetic

To speak or write about something in a highly eloquent or verbose manner. Comes from "wax" meaning "grow" or "become" as in the waxing and waning of the moon, thus "to wax poetic" is equivalent to "to grow poetic." Thus "to wax poetically" doesn't really make sense, as it would mean "to grow poetically," which isn't the same as "to grow poetic."
All you can do is wax poetic on your new computer -- let me talk for a change!
by clavis July 10, 2007
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