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WatchValen

A Twitch streamer that plays Overwatch and was a part of the STD house. He is pushing 79 and has over 200+ wives. He recently started playing fortnite for the first time and he has gotten pretty good. He plays Valorant and Runescape 24/7 and can't stop playing it. All his viewers love him because he is a pretty cool guy and always has clever comebacks. He is a licensed Therapist and has helped many people through hard times. He is also madly in love with with the step-mother of Aquanoss. He wants to "eat her cookies" IYKYK. He claimed in ChristianTG92's chat that he would fuck her and become Aquanoss' father, then later said he was also fuck his dad to become his new dad. What a guy amirite.
You ever watch WatchValen ??
HELL YEAH BROTHER
by Aquanoss December 10, 2024
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Watchasay

A watchasay is basically just an odd ball or a weirdo. They don’t do well socially and often struggle to find friends. They don’t do many activities that involve leaving the house and are very sheltered from society. They often enjoy things that usually people of much younger ages like. They give off an incel, ignorant, socially awkward, and clueless vibe that’s off putting and annoying to most.
I’m not sitting at that lunch table, that’s the watchasay table. They spend the whole lunch period talking about anime and making weird animal noises at each other.
by TheBryMarie April 18, 2025
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the watchman

A guy who likes anal...usually recieving it. He act's like he enjoys giving it, but in the end, he likes the pain.
Petunia understood his watchman tactics...she knew what he was really after.
by Kennedy March 6, 2005
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ian watchman

"Ian watchman your fat"
"Yeah"
by Fatguywhat October 23, 2013
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Boston Watchman

To initiate a Boston watchman, you must be in doggy style with your girl facing a window. Simultaneously slip out while your buddy slips in without your partner knowing. As your buddy keeps getting it, walk outside and wave from a distance so your girl sees you through the window.
Totally pulled a Boston Watchman on Becky last night with my virgin friend Jake.
by Please Touch It III April 6, 2016
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cock watchman

i almost got caught breaking into a building but lucky for me the guard was a cock watchman so i just flopped out my dong and he let me go.
by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024
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